Donald Trump is at it again. His latest outrageous lie – this time about the 75 year old protestor assaulted by Buffalo police – is making the rounds to universal outrage. But why does he do it? Why engage in obvious falsehoods and easily-disprovable conspiracies? During the cold war, the East German secret police, the… Read More It’s the lies that hold it all together. For now.
“And I then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in one minute, and is there a way you can do something like that by injection inside, or almost a cleaning. Because you see it gets in the lungs, and it does a tremendous number on the lungs. So it’d be interesting to… Read More I’m no longer going to pretend you’re not stupid
Thinking about what you’re going to do when the quarantine is all over is a sucker’s move. It’s taking on the role of that police detective who is only one week from retirement, who gives a little speech about how he’s going to take his houseboat down to the Florida keys and really start living… Read More Weekend Worriers: Apocalypse diaries (week 2)
“Hope you’re having a good day,” chirped my Alexa this morning, after giving me the day’s weather. As I slowly dragged myself out of bed to face another day of global catastrophe and chaos , it sounded like mockery. Corporate, de-personalised, pre-programmed mockery. “This apocalypse has been brought to you by Amazon! Have a great… Read More It’s the apocalypse…again (day 7)
In 1989, when I was a student living in a dormitory at New York University, I was assigned a new roommate. Usually, you get to choose who you live with, but I hadn’t named a preference, so the housing office assigned me a random match. Come September, we met for the first time, when a… Read More How to burn flags and influence people
My daughter believes that – this very morning – a giant mystical hare visited central London, dodging traffic to come up the stairs in our building, straight to our door and left a big basket of chocolates and small toys outside just for her. This is the same kid who questions core premises of Christianity,… Read More A magical rabbit? Are kids stupid?
The UK is probably only days away from crashing out of the EU. God, what a disaster it will be! The ports will become gridlocked. Supplies will disappear from store shelves. Flights in and out of the country suspended. There are worries that food will become so scarce that there are plans to call out… Read More Devastation fascination – disasters I secretly pine for
You may have seen that Donald Trump is now signing Bibles, as if he were the author of the good book. But when I saw pictures from news coverage of this holy event, one thing that surprised me was that one of the Bibles was labelled “The Holy Bible: Military Challenge Edition.” I hadn’t realised… Read More The Donald Trump signed bible collection
Uncle Jack A few years back, I had the good fortune to get to know my wife’s great-uncle, Jack. We would see him whenever we went to visit her family in California. Jack was well into his 80s and he lived in a little studio apartment that stood over the garage of the family’s beach house.… Read More Lola Jacuzzi and life’s whirlpool of regret
It’s a Wonderful Life. Elf. Miracle on 34th Street. Die Hard. They’re all classic Christmas movies, but that last one seems to give some people trouble. Not everyone recognises Die Hard as an actual Christmas film. If you Google the phrase “Christmas movies” you’ll see Die Hard on pretty much any list that comes up.… Read More Yes, Die Hard *IS* a Christmas movie. Here’s proof: