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The vast global conspiracy to stop Americans from getting haircuts and exercising their other rights too

From a private WhatsApp group chat: 

<strong data-recalc-dims=FreedomFreddy" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
FreedomFreddy
Hey Chuck! Did you finally see the Plandemic video? Watch it before they remove it again. We got em running scared. The whole big hoax is coming tumbling down! They cooked this virus thing up in a lab in DC and now there’s proof.
I thought it came from China. That’s what President Trump said.
<strong data-recalc-dims=Chuck" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Chuck
<strong data-recalc-dims=FreedomFreddy" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
FreedomFreddy
They working together.
You saying Trump did this with China?
<strong data-recalc-dims=Chuck" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Chuck
<strong data-recalc-dims=FreedomFreddy" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
FreedomFreddy
No stupid. It’s Soros and the Clintons. And China! They are the ones working together. Why do you think Obama didn’t leave any corona virus tests when he left office?
But they say we didn’t have corona virus until a few months ago. How was he going to leave testing for something they didn’t have invented yet?
<strong data-recalc-dims=Chuck" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Chuck
<strong data-recalc-dims=FreedomFreddy" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
FreedomFreddy
That’s what they want you to think. Wake up Chuck they made this in a lab as population control so Bill Gates and his liberal buddies could make money off people suffering.
But we been at all those protests calling it a hoax. Now you’re saying people are suffering cause of Obama and Gates and Soros and a REAL virus. Witch one is it Freddy?
<strong data-recalc-dims=Chuck" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Chuck
<strong data-recalc-dims=FreedomFreddy" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
FreedomFreddy
It IS a hoax. The fake virus is the biggest hoax that has ever been done. It IS nothing more than just another flue. More people die from the flue every year than from this hoax.
But why would Soros, Obama, Clinton and Bill Gates and all of them get together to make a virus that ain’t any more deadly than the regular flue? Wouldn’t they make a superdeadly virus instead? Or just do a hoax without a new virus?
<strong data-recalc-dims=Chuck" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Chuck
<strong data-recalc-dims=FreedomFreddy" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
FreedomFreddy
Chuck, people like you are to easy to manipulate. It don’t matter how many people this fake virus kills. It only got to be just enough people to scare sheeple into place and make them money. It’s all about government control.
But isn’t Trump in charge of the government?  Do we got to go protest Trump now? I voted for him!
<strong data-recalc-dims=Chuck" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Chuck
<strong data-recalc-dims=FreedomFreddy" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
FreedomFreddy
No stupid. Trump is on OUR side. He’s one of the smart ones like us who see through these hoaxs. But he ain’t got enough power. It’s that deep state they got and the bureacracy. They fight him every step of the way. All them governors telling us to stay home and how I can’t get my haircut and I gotta wear a mask to shop at Costco. That’s deep state tyranny. And that’s what we protesting.
Ain’t tyranny when the GOVERNMENT does shit to you and not when Costco does? Anyway, I thought they took away your Costco membership last year, when you showed up in your Confederate flag shirt and yelled at that black lady who wouldn’t give you a refund for those strawberry vapes you started smoking and then decided you didn’t like the taste of
<strong data-recalc-dims=Chuck" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Chuck
<strong data-recalc-dims=FreedomFreddy" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
FreedomFreddy
That ain’t the point! Who are they to tell me I have to wear a mask. I have first amendment rights and if they try to take them away, their risking me exersising my 2ND amendment rights if you know what I mean
<strong data-recalc-dims=Matt" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Matt
Hi guys
<strong data-recalc-dims=FreedomFreddy" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
FreedomFreddy
Oh no. Not again.
<strong data-recalc-dims=Matt" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Matt
It’s me
<strong data-recalc-dims=FreedomFreddy" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
FreedomFreddy
Chuck, you’re an admin, kick Damon’s ass off this group, I can’t deal with him right now.
<strong data-recalc-dims=Matt" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Matt
Maaaat Daaaaamon!!!!
Okay, I took him off. I don’t even know how he keeps getting on here.
<strong data-recalc-dims=Chuck" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Chuck
<strong data-recalc-dims=Sharon" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Sharon
Hi boys. I’ve been enjoying listening. Chuck, I get why you are confused. But it’s all about the money. You got to follow the money.
<strong data-recalc-dims=FreedomFreddy" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
FreedomFreddy
Hey Sharon. How you doing? You coming down to the hospital later for the protest?
<strong data-recalc-dims=Sharon" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Sharon
You know it. Who do these doctors and nurses think they are? After, we are going to go down to Randy’s barbershop and do an armed guard there while they go against the lockdown and open up.
<strong data-recalc-dims=Keith" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Keith
I’ll be there.
<strong data-recalc-dims=Gator" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Gator
I’m coming too.
<strong data-recalc-dims=Beau" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Beau
Hey Gator, Freddy, Chuck, Sharon, Keith. What are you guys bringing?
<strong data-recalc-dims=Keith" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Keith
AR-15
<strong data-recalc-dims=Gator" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Gator
AR-15
<strong data-recalc-dims=FreedomFreddy" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
FreedomFreddy
AR-15
<strong data-recalc-dims=Marge" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Marge
I’m more of a concealed carry gal.
AR-15 and I’ll bring some surgical masks
<strong data-recalc-dims=Chuck" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Chuck
<strong data-recalc-dims=Gator" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Gator
What? I ain’t wearing any mask. Leave that shit at home.
Gator I KNOW how you feel about masks, but my grandma is real sick and I don’t want to spread her flue or whatever it is she got. She’s coughing real bad and she really aint breathing very good.
<strong data-recalc-dims=Chuck" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Chuck
<strong data-recalc-dims=FreedomFreddy" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
FreedomFreddy
I ain’t wearing no mask either. Didn’t you see how that Dr Mikovitz said they make things worse in that plandemic video.
How they gonna make a HOAX worse and how come NOW you want to listen to just this one doctor about just this one thing? My Grandma is real sick. I’m bringing my mask. You aint got to wear one. I don’t see how it’s gonna hurt anybody
<strong data-recalc-dims=Chuck" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Chuck
<strong data-recalc-dims=FreedomFreddy" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
FreedomFreddy
It hurts our rights! It hurst my freedom! Ain’t you been listening?this is a plot by the deep state liberals to control real americans and take away our rights. And by wearing that mask, you are putting yourself on the Pelosi side of the fight. You’re letting them control you as an American.
But don’t they got corona virus in like Russia and Spain and Italy and all these other places. How they gonna make them be part of the China media Soros hoax too just to keep Americans from getting their haircuts and going to Costco and whatever?
<strong data-recalc-dims=Chuck" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Chuck
<strong data-recalc-dims=Keith" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Keith
Chuck, they aint got nothing going on over there in those other countrys except the regular flue too. It’s the media that drums it up to make it seem like it’s something to be afraid of. They get paid for that.
<strong data-recalc-dims=Sharon" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Sharon
Amen. Follow the money. And don’t listen to the media. They only tell one side.
All the media everywhere in the world? My cousin sent me a link from an Australian website where they say they got rid of the corona virus by having everybody do a real strict lockdown and testing everyone. Are them Australian newspapers in on it too?
<strong data-recalc-dims=Chuck" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Chuck
<strong data-recalc-dims=Beau" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Beau
Hell yeah. Media is media. They all in it for that George Soros money. All those so-called scientists too. How do you think they get paid? If there’s no “crisis” scientists don’t get paid to do their phoney research. It’s just like that climate change hoax. They make their profit from being paid to say the world is getting warmer. Last year we got flurries in Fort Worth. That don’t sound like it’s getting warmer. Another big hoax from China. Just like that corona virus.
<strong data-recalc-dims=Keith" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Keith
Hey Beau!
<strong data-recalc-dims=Beau" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Beau
Hey Keith. Trying to educate Chuck here on this hoax.
I guess there are a lot of science hoaxes out there. Freddy, you were telling me that them vaccines are a hoax too. That’s why I wouldn’t take my grandma to get her flue shot in October. Maybe she’ll get better cause she ain’t got that shit in her system.
<strong data-recalc-dims=Chuck" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Chuck
<strong data-recalc-dims=FreedomFreddy" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
FreedomFreddy
Now you’re getting it Chuck!
<strong data-recalc-dims=Sharon" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Sharon
Honey there are two sides to EVERY story. Don’t you forget that. The media only wants you to hear one side.
<strong data-recalc-dims=Gator" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Gator
That’s right. Like the holocaust. They only ever show one side of that.
<strong data-recalc-dims=Keith" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Keith
Damn straight. I have a right to hear all sides and then decide for myself.
<strong data-recalc-dims=Beau" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Beau
They r trying to take our guns too, don’t forget. These school shootings are the worst hoaxes too. Ain’t no more dead kids in schools now then they were 20 years ago. It’s just fake statisistics to try to give them an excuse to take our guns.
<strong data-recalc-dims=Gator" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Gator
That’s why we got to bring them to every protest. To show we aint scared and to exersise our rights
<strong data-recalc-dims=Marge" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Marge
And for our safety.
<strong data-recalc-dims=Gator" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Gator
That’s right. And to protect ourselves from government tyranny. Thats the first thing the nazis did, was take away guns. We need our guns to keep us safe.
What about the safety of them police you was yelling at Gator? You was right in their faces the other day at that protest and they say you can spread the corona that way and I read something about one of them officers getting sick after.
<strong data-recalc-dims=Chuck" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Chuck
<strong data-recalc-dims=Gator" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Gator
We got the right to peacefully protest with our guns. The government steals money from me and they call it taxes and they use it to pay those police. They work for US. They serve and protect ME. If they are gonna be an arm of government tyranny and take my money and then tell me I got to wear a mask, then they got to expect to be yelled at. It’s my right as a PATRIOT to protest.
Wasn’t you the one who got all mad when that black football player and down on one knee during the national anthem? Didn’t you tell me he had no right to do that?
<strong data-recalc-dims=Chuck" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Chuck
<strong data-recalc-dims=Gator" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Gator
Your starting to piss me off Chuck and i’m getting tired of your ignorance. That’s totally different. He was disrespecting THE FLAG. I WEAR the flag as a sign of respect even when I’m yelling at those police and those nurses. And those people are part of the deep state. That’s the difference. I’m doing my protesting FOR AMERICA and he was kneeling because he is AGAINST AMERICA. I wouldn’t yell at no active duty soldier who got killed fighting muslims. So shut up and educate yourself before you go mouthing off. Sounds like you been watching too much CNN fake news. Are you even a patriot?
<strong data-recalc-dims=Not Matt Damon" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Not Matt Damon
Yeah! shut up Chuck.
<strong data-recalc-dims=FreedomFreddy" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
FreedomFreddy
Oh man It’s Damon again. I thought you got rid of him
<strong data-recalc-dims=Not Matt Damon" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Not Matt Damon
No nono this isn’t me. This is just another real American who wants to know where the protest is going to be. Is it the Randy’s in Greenville or Wills Point? What time? Come on guys. I want to go with you. We can get milkshakes after.
MAATTTT DAMMMOONNNN
I blocked him again. I guess I did it wrong last time.
<strong data-recalc-dims=Chuck" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Chuck
<strong data-recalc-dims=Keith" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Keith
Chuck, you got a lot of dumb libtard style questions for someone whos supposed to be a real patriot. We should start a new group. Without Chuck. And Without Damon.
Keith didnt you just say we shoudl be looking at both sides of every issue? How come Im only supposed to see one side now?
<strong data-recalc-dims=Chuck" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Chuck
<strong data-recalc-dims=Keith" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Keith
<KEITH HAS LEFT THE GROUP>
I gotta go anyway and take care of my grandma. I think she needs to go to the hospital. Her lips have got all blue.
<strong data-recalc-dims=Chuck" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Chuck
<strong data-recalc-dims=Sharon" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Sharon
I’m sorry for your loss Chuck.
<strong data-recalc-dims=Sharon" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Sharon
<SHARON HAS LEFT THE GROUP>
<strong data-recalc-dims=Marge" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Marge
Yeah sorry Chuck. I’ll be praying for your grandma and her flue.
<strong data-recalc-dims=Marge" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Marge
<MARGE HAS LEFT THE GROUP>
<strong data-recalc-dims=Gator" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Gator
<GATOR HAS LEFT THE GROUP>
<strong data-recalc-dims=Beau" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Beau
Thoughts and prayers for your Grandma Chuck
<strong data-recalc-dims=Beau" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Beau
<BEAU HAS LEFT THE GROUP>
<strong data-recalc-dims=FreedomFreddy" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
FreedomFreddy
Chuck, I got to go too. Don’t be surprised but don’t believe it if that hospital tells you that your grandma has the corona virus. They get more money from the government if they can say everyone who comes in has it. Like Sharon said, follow the money Chuck.
<strong data-recalc-dims=FreedomFreddy" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
FreedomFreddy
<FREEDOMFREDDY HAS LEFT THE GROUP>
<CHUCK HAS LEFT THE GROUP>
<strong data-recalc-dims=Chuck" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Chuck
<strong data-recalc-dims=Not Matt Damon" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Not Matt Damon
Still here.
<strong data-recalc-dims=Not Matt Damon" class="w_b_ava_img w_b_w100 w_b_h100 w_b_mp0 w_b_img" style="" />
Not Matt Damon
Guys?

 

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